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hah wow ok i kno i aint wrote in this in awhile but i had a crazy ass night that i wanna remember so im writin in it. it wasnt that crazy but it was tight. alright so me and robbie was juss chillin, we went to kyles house and him n his gf was there and then kyles dogs got out and we had to look around the whole trailer park for them and then we finally got them then we had to go bc kyle and his gf were going to this concert thing so as we was walkin back to my house this guy jodi was followin us and robbie thought it was this guy weston right so he stops and stares at him and i kept tryin to push him away bc i thought it was weston to and i didnt want shit to start so then we went behind this storage thingy till we could tell who it was and then jodi started talkin to us and he was high as hell and like this dude kept lookin out his trailer at us so jodi was like hey u 2 look like u guys are fuckin or somethin and we wudnt so he kept tryin to kiss me to mess with the dude in the trailer and i was like nahh but if was madd funny then he kept trippin out and shit it was so great so we was chillin then we saw weston and dale and shit started happenin cuz jodi tried to settle the shit which didnt work cuz he dumb and robbie and weston n dale almost got in a big ass fight and robbie had a knife n shit and i was so scared jodi was like talkin to me to keep me calm n shit and when robbie pulled the knife out dale was liek shit dude call the cops call the cops he got a fuckin knife like a lil chicken shit and then weston and dale went in the house bc they was scared so me and robbie was gun go to coney island and jodi was gun bounce but then jodi decided to come with us so we chilled up in coney island for a little bit and jodis all trippin out n shit and he juss wudnt shut da hell up cuz when ur high is goin down u usually talk a lot but like yeah robbie was like dude do u ever shut the hell up and jodi was like nahhh and like wed be quiet then outta no where jodi wud start rappin n shit he was madd good too but yeh then we went to farmer crack (jack) and bought shit then we went to tha park and jodi n robbie was walkin me home and then jodi had to bounce cuz his friends was comin up to get him so he left and robbie walked me the rest of the way home and then he went home and now im here. it sounds boring but u had to be there to listen to jodi man that guy is so crazy haha he tight as hell though. it was soo funn tho but yeh im bout to bounce cuz i got shit to handle now so peace.

wuts up everyone...

i went to benjamins house on like tuesday or something and he gave me a ring and its REALLYY pretty and it was like over 100 dollars..:) hes so sweet

but newaii

me and allea hung out last night and we went to the movies and it was really fun we saw cursed REALLY good movie. it was scary haha...we were going to go bowling with tim but tim couldnt go and the lanes were all taken so we just went to the movies but yeah it was madd fun and we went to her house b4 the movies and i playd with her ferret its soo cute its white and yeh its awesome but anyway..

at the movies someone kept calling our phones and making a weird noise and wouldnt tell us who they were then when i got home from like 12-2 they kept calling my phone except they wouldnt say anything...so i just kept hitting ignore but yeah thats my boring update for now. alright peace

You Are a Golden Retriever Puppy

Tolerant, fun-loving, and patient. You are eager to please - and attached to your frisbee.

KRISTIN
K	is for	Kinky
R	is for	Responsible
I	is for	Industrious
S	is for	Skillful
T	is for	Tasty
I	is for	Insane
N	is for	Nice

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Your Brain is 53.33% Female, 46.67% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female You are both sensitive and savvy Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

You Know You're a Pothead When...

You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem. Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle. Your bong is taller than your dog. It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint. You set your wedding date for 4/20. You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday. You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care. You start every sentence with - uhhh!. You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks. You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week. You wear sunglasses at night, and see better. You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter. Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator. Your bong gets washed more than your dishes. You sell your car for gas money You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?" You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home! Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device.... Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone. Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep." You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed. You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out. You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.

You Know You're Addicted to AIM When...

Three words: Carpal tunnel syndrome ~You no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization, or complete sentences... ~You're pissed off your buddy list can only hold 200 screen names ~You begin to say hehehe instead of laughing ~You can now type over 70 wpm ~You type messages to people who are right next to you or on the phone with you. You won't work at a company that blocks AIM ~You sign on and immediately get 10 messages from other people ~You have a few screen names, some of them secret. ~You type in random screen names, just to see if anyone has them. Your screenname has the year 2002 or earlier in it. ~You know what %n means You don't break for the bathroom - even though you've got to go real bad - until you think of a witty away message. ~You check the away messages of your buddies, every day, to make sure they haven't changed. ~You have a few people on your buddy list just to spy on them. ~You've had a meaningful conversation with a bot. You learned Photoshop to make a super cool buddy icon You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to AIM.

Originally from Ohio and lived there for 12 years so yeh

You Know You're From Cleveland When...

~Your idea of fine cuisine includes keilbasa and Stroh's beer ~You think the Antichrist walks among us and moved to Baltimore in 1995 You refer to Pittsburgh as a Third World nation You have to look at a map before you realize Cincinnati is NOT in Kentucky You think political correctness involves using the term "certain ethnic" when telling a joke ~You believe plastic lawn flamingos are essential in any landscaping project ~Your second car is completely dissolved by salt by the time April rolls around ~The phrase "lake effect" strikes terror in your heart ~You actually remember when Dennis Kucinich was mayor ~You see nothing wrong with wearing white sox with black shoes, even when wearing a tux ~Party music involves an accordion ~You always knew you lived in the Rock n Roll Capital of the World You know more about Frankie Yankovic than Weird Al Yankovic ~Tourists ask you what time the river catches fire You believe the Second Coming meant the Browns returning in 1999 ~You don't really know any homosexuals, you just know that there are a lot of them in Lakewood. ~You know you don't really have an accent, the rest of the world does. ~You hear there are always famous people in town, but you have never seen one. ~You hate country music, don't know anyone that does like country music, and yet WGAR just won the country music station of the year. ~You take credit for Cedar Point even though it is 2 hours away. ~You honestly believe that Cleveland is the best city in the world. ~The Tri-C jingle "students for life" scares the hell out of you. ~You take Dead Man's Curve at 60 mph holding your breath. ~You know about the Eastside/Westside rivalry, but don't really understand it. ~"Good Morning from the Buzzard Morning Zoo" is a jingle you'll never forget. ~Your neighborhood schools went without sports because all the senior citizens refused to pass the levies. ~You actually know how to pronounce Cuyahoga. ~You can't tell Brook Park, Brooklyn, or Old Brooklyn apart. ~You see Christmas lights still up in July. ~You love BW-3, but have no clue what the heck weck is. You find yourself singing "Garfield 1-2323" in the shower. ~You're still dumbfounded by the Leaping Fountain in Tower City. ~You have never ridden in a taxi. You wear shorts the first day of the year it isn't below 30 and snowing, just because you can. ~(My step-dad has but i dont drive) You have gotten 3 speeding tickets, and they are all from the mile long stretch of a suburb named Linndale. ~You have no idea how exactly to get to the Flats, you just kind of end up on a bank and start partying. ~You really don't know what the Warehouse District is, you just know that it's a great place to party. ~You know who the Jake really is ~You hate Baltimore and you have never been there. ~(Im Irish but it is the number one holiday there)St. Patty's Day is your number one holiday, and you aren't Irish. You're still relishing 1987 when we ALMOST made it to the Super Bowl. You counted down with the monument in Tower City to the exact second in 1999 when the Browns came back. ~You heard Bill Clinton and Drew Carey love Parma Pierogies, but you have yet to ever eat there. ~You know Tower City isn't a city at all. ~You're Polish. ~Stories of Little Italy still send chills down your spine. At least half of your wardrobe is Tribe apparel. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Cleveland.

This is funny and i put ~ next to all the ones that are true fer me

You Know You're From Michigan When...

You define summer as three months of bad sledding. ~You think Alkaline batteries were named for a Tiger outfielder. ~You can identify an Ohio accent. Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six pack and a bucket of smelt. ~Owning a Japanese car is a hanging offense in your hometown. ~You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre. ~The Big Mac is something that you drive across. ~You believe that "down south" means Toledo. ~You bake with soda and drink pop. ~You drive 75 on the highway and you pass on the right. Your Little League baseball game was snowed out. ~You learned how to drive a boat before you learned how to ride a bike. ~You know how to pronounce "Mackinac". ~The word "thumb" has a geographical rather than an anatomical significance. ~You have experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week. ~You expect Vernor's when you order ginger ale. ~You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but that it isn't far from Hell. ~Your favorite holidays are Christmas, Thanksgiving, the opening of deer season and Devil's Night. Your snowmobile, lawn mower and fishing boat all have big block Chevy engines. ~At least one person in your family disowns you for the week of the Michigan/Michigan State football game. You know what a millage is. ~Traveling coast to coast means driving from Port Huron to Muskegon. ~Half the change in your pocket is Canadian, eh. ~You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on your left hand. You know what a "Yooper" is. ~Your car rusts out before you need the brakes done ~Half the people you know say they are from Detroit... yet you don't personally know anyone who actually lives in Detroit ~"Up North" means north of Clare. ~You know what a pastie is. ~You occasionally cheer "Go Lions- and take the Tigers with you." ~Snow tires come standard on all your cars. ~At least 25% of your relatives work for the auto industry. ~You don't understand what the big deal about Chicago is. ~Octopus and hockey go together as naturally as hot dogs and baseball. ~You know more about chill factors and lake effect than you'd EVER like to know! ~Your snowblower has more miles on it than your car. ~Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout. ~When giving directions, you refer to "A Michigan Left." ~You know when it has rained because of the smell of worms. ~You never watch the Weather Channel - you can just assume they're wrong. ~The snowmen you make in your front yard actually freeze. Solid. ~The snow freezes so hard that you can actually walk across it and not break it or leave any marks. ~All your shoes are called "tennis shoes", even though no one here plays tennis anyway. ~Your major school field trip includes camping and cross-country skiing. ~Half your friends have a perfect sledding hill right in their own backyard. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Michigan.

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holy shit fuckers i havent updated this in awhile but i dont feel like typing everything thats been happy so ill make this very short..

i went to ohio fer a week...got in a couple fights other then that had MADD funn..

came home..went to the movies with derek like the secondi got home..haha...we hadd madd fun standin outside in the cold at midnight haha...those people got really shiny heads...TELL ME...i feel like a duck...thats a nice bed u shud buy me it...oo and that car too...hmm wow we had fun haha

but yesh...today is a snow day WOOT WOOT and im goin on only a half hour of sleep bc my dumbass was on the fone till 3 this mornin then i couldnt fall asleep and i just layd there n looked retarded till about 6 when my dad is like "wake up u have a snowday..ok u can go back to sleep now" im like WTF do u think i was doin..god damn...mkay yesh lol well i cudnt fall asleep after that so now im here at 830 writing in this stupid thing but yesh i hope i can hang out with sum1 today if not ill be fuckin bored as all hell. but yeh ok bye

people piss me off. especially alexis..she has to run her mouth to people when she doesnt even know anything...GOD...anyway...alot of shit has beein going on and ill put it into 2 easy sentences.

i hate life. i want to die.

buh byeeee

ayyy the past 2 days have been good and ive been really happy. emily and her group are sooo fuckin hillarious and fun to hang out with. well tm, ethan, ricky and angela are coming over and were all hangin out then saturday me and angela are going to allea's anti-sadies dance party thingy which will be madd fuckin fun then sunday me, ethan, angela and richie (NOT ricky haha) are hanging out...and that will be fun to bc richie is crazii haha...but yeahh ive had so much fun hangin with emily and allea and derek...they are all REALLY good friends...and they are madd funny and they are sooo friggin nice but yeah...idk wats up with me and stephanie...we talk but we arent friends and sam said sorry for bein a bitch..i said i forgave her but im still RLYY pissed off at her bc she didnt have to freak out as much as she did and call me a slut n shit but yeahh...we are talkin but i told her im still not her friend and it will take me awhile to be her friend again...but yesh...ive been talkin with tim and megan alot more too :)...hehe...megan is so fuckin awesome haha shes so nice..and so is tim...they r coolioz...yeah ever since me and sam n steph stopped talkin ive been gettin a lot more friends and they are super nice so its all good...but yeah im talking to like 20 ppl on aim so im going to go now alright peaceeeee ill write tm maybe :)

wuttup everyone im at school so this cant be long but yeah...alot of shit has been happening nd i lost a couple friends but oh well ill get over it..actually i already AM over it...i still talk to stephanie though but idk if she conciders us "friends" but we dont completely ignore eachother like most ppl do when they fight but yeahhh im going to ohio in 2 weeks im so happpyy i get to see jess, sami, bry, brad, jason, vinnie n mabi nicky n don n russ YESH SCORE ALL MY FRIENDS woot woot ahah ok yeah but anyway....ethan is coming over friday n sunday fuck yesh and angela might be coming down this weekend idk if we can find a ride for her but yeah....hopefully she can come down bc then it will be me her, ethan and richie and we will have fun...ethan got me a vday present ut idk what he got me sooo yeah....i rly wanna kno lol i hung out w. them last weekend and richie was driving ethans car and we went to the park and were doin donuts in the snow and yeah it was fun gotta go byeee

ok im rly bored so im going to do something differently today.

(world cultures) 1st hour- didnt have it bc of a counselor meeting thing/got my final exam scores and final semester scores..dont wanna go there :-/
(spanish) 2nd hour- did bell work, played a game, my team won
(comp. concepts) 3rd hour- practiced typing/really stupid
(lunch) had a lot of fun. got a lil buzz hehe, got beat up by nick, got my ass litteraly kicked by mark...but it was pretty funn...prob one of the funnest lunches i eva had :)
(math) 4th hour- math was fun, did bell work, talked to kris and BJ the whole class, they are madd funny :)
(bio) 5th hour- kinda boring, did a penny lab thing, watered our plants
(gym) 6th hour- watched a video, rly boring, i hate that class
(english) 7th hour- read scence 1 of romeo n juliet, discussed characters and dialoge, pretty boring

get home...ethan comes over..i take a shower while hes outside in the car...go out there n hang out in the car for awhile...then he leaves..comes back then we went to cvs n drove aroudn for a lil...lots of fun...now im here...and depressed and sad n crying as usual...i swear every guy i like lives to far away, dont like me, lies to me(*coughcoughvinniecoughcough*), or has a gf/likes someone more...i'm so tired of this shit man...i'll never be 100% happily in love...theres ALWAYS going to be major issues and i'm so tired of it...im crying and shaking really bad so im going to go..

ending the night with... Crying.Black.Tears

alright im tired its 1115 so im making this short. today was good, i cleared up shit with someone who was talkin alot of shit but its all straight and were friends..umm..i burned a couple cds today..i get out at noon tm bc i have a therapy appt :) woohoo alright im going to bed so bye

OH YEAH! i forgot to mention that ricky and ethan DID end up coming over :) ricky juss dropped off ethan then drove around bc he had 2 girls wit him (whistles) but yeahh we played mario n listented to music n had a lot of fun :):) then ricky came back over and wudnt stop going thru my cds lol...which are now all over my floor bc the case dropped and the cds spilled out so yeah i gotta organize that back up...alright peaceeee....i gotta go do hw if tim will ever let me get offline...hah...that kid dont want me to get off and he NEVER wants to talk to me..weirdo...all well...bye bye

ok ppl i got my new semester schedule woot woot i thought it was going to suck but its all good bc in 1st hour i have stephanie :), 2nd hr i have mal :), 3rd hour i have stephanie, laura, lauren, and laronda, 4th hour i have kris, kyle n a bunch of other ppl, 5 hr i have tim, 6th hour i have tim, sam, megan and katie, and 7th hour i have nate, kevin and preaira...so woot woot i have a kick ass schedule :) but yeppp...it sucks bc my classes go from one end of the school to the other back to the other end to the other....but yeah o well...im talking to tim online :)(hes hot) so0o ima go bye bye

-Kristin-

yep ethan and ricky still havent fucking showed up i told u today was going to FUCKING suck....whatever man i juss fuckin wish i wudnt have fuckin woke up today...fuck! im so fuckin tired of this fucking bullshit man

-Kristin-